Wordly Andre

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  Information Release

  by JWD Temp in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  note to admins: this jwd account may be deleted after this post.

  i have created this temp account as a further attempt to remain anonymous with this posting.

  an internal resource has revealed that the following has been discussed at jw hq: .

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  Wordly Andre

  OK don't say anything to anyone, and you didn't hear it from me but I heard the leak was none other than Jesus himself, but don't say anything he wouldn't want to face a JC or risk getting disfellowshipped, so SHHHHH
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  sister-in-law

  by bigdreaux in

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  well, for some reason, my sister in law- a faithful dub googled me and tracked me to this site.

  i don't know if she is lurking on here, but, if she is, i'd like everyone to give her a hello, and a big, warm welcome.

  so, hi becky!!!!!!

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  Wordly Andre

  Hi Becky,

  Come play with us
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  $$$

  by ush419 in

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  seems like recent needs talks at least at our hall have been about $$$, donations to the www are short.

  excuse me i thought that donations are just that donations.

  guess i was wrong huh??

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  I remember when I was a kid my parents used to put my allowence in the donation box

  Maybe thats why I hated the JW's
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  What was your earliest memory of being a witness?

  by mtsgrad in

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  was your memory good, bad or ugly?

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  Wordly Andre

  Sleeping on a blanket under my parents stadium seats it was freaking cold
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  Any Stalkers out there?

  by PEC in

  1. jw
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  for the record, if anyone ever asks, i am not a stalker.

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  philip.

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  Wordly Andre

  find a substance all over my front door that seemed suspiciously like a certain male bodily fluid

  Well its one way to keep JW's from knocking on your door
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  So I used this illustration..about the Dateline show...got "cautioned"

  by UnConfused in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  a few years ago when i was still going to meetings, but no longer an elder, i was talking to two brothers in my driveway (our house was a 'hangout') and brought up the dateline program and how the society had tried to df some of the jw's that went on the show, before the show aired to discredit them.

  one of the brothers 'cautioned' me.... .

  the other brother had just gotten married...so i turned and said to him: .

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  Wordly Andre

  I missed that Dateline show, anyone have a video clip of it?
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  Just got invited to DC (I think)

  by moomanchu in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  july 4 10:00 am doorbell rings.. i'm on the hopper wife is reading a book drinking coffee.. "what the heck is that neighbor kid doing over here already" says wife as she opens door.. "good morning how are yoooouuuuuu?

  wife "no thanks we used to be jw's.".

  wife "no".

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  Wordly Andre

  This is why I answer my door with my 12 gauge in my hand, JW's, Mormons, Real Estate agents. ..
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  Coquitlam To Ban "Front Door Pests" But Excludes JWs

  by Justitia Themis in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/news/story.html?id=ae1d8b8a-8085-421e-bca4-9dc6f11c1e16&k=99813.

  coquitlam to ban front-porch pestspushy gas pedlars targeted, but not girl guide cookiescheryl chan, the provincepublished: thursday, july 05, 2007door-to-door salesmen are about to get the bum's rush from coquitlam.. council voted unanimously on tuesday to ban door-to-door sales following complaints about the pushy sales tactics of some natural-gas marketers.. the bylaw when it is introduced in september will exclude charitable causes like girl guide cookie sales, political campaigners and religious organizations such as jehovah's witnesses.. email to a friendprinter friendlyfont: ****"it's only meant to apply to commercial for-profit door-to-door sales," coun.

  richard stewart said yesterday.. "unfortunately it means a summer of seeing door-to-door sales of natural gas.. "i believe door-to-door discussions of religion are protected constitutionally.

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  Wordly Andre

  SUCKS!!

  Ok to Ban Natural Gas but while JW's are filled with Hot Air ????? Duhhh isn't that the same thing
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  Any Stalkers out there?

  by PEC in

  1. jw
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  for the record, if anyone ever asks, i am not a stalker.

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  philip.

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  Wordly Andre

  My last GF before I met my wife went a little nuts, I've never been through anything like that before, it was a trip, it took a couple months to end the relationship, she showed up at my office screaming and slapping me someone in my office called her family to come get her, and her brother showed up to take her away. Then one night when I thought it was all over and done with, I came home late at night and saw on my dining room table that she had come into my apartment and laid out all our old photos of each other and cut them in half, I was like oh shit, but was too tired to do anything so I walk to my bedroom and turned on the light she was sitting on my bed holding something, my first thought was Shit she is going to shoot me with my own gun!, but it turned out to be a cell phone, she was saying where have you been I was calling you.. after her saying she would kill herself, I finally made her leave. Other than that I would find notes on my car, a dent in my door from what looked like she was kicking my car door, then one night while on a date with who is now my wife, crazy girl showed up at my front door screaming that I was hers and that I would just fuck her and leave her and when I went outside to ask her to leave she started hitting me, after that I called the police to ask them to talk to her and tell her to leave me alone, The police said she probably wanted you to hit her back so she could file charges against you. I told him I'd never hit a girl no matter how crazy they were.
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  Why the excuse, "we are theocratic"?

  by edmond dantes in

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  2. bible

  the wts claim to be theocratic when really they are a dictatorship .when ever did they consult the rank and file and why do so many followers accept blindly their pronouncements.maybe it's because of fear or perhaps just plain ignorance.why can't the g.body write to every jw and ask their opinions about forth coming changes to the washtower editions.they could ask individual members by means of a questionaire ; things like, how satisfied are you with the society?

  tick one box ",very satisfied", "not very satisfied"," who gives a monkeys".

  "always" or "almost always" or " are you peeing down my back or is it raining".another question; the statement millions now living will never die , only tick one box remember , "was true at the time", or" was never true" or "still true today" or " i believe whatever , do i look bothered".. last question ; because we are tax exempt and a charity case what is the the most humanitarian act do you think we have carried out?

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  Wordly Andre

  Theocratic warfare is just plain old Jihad